"As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." - Mick Shrimpton
Sunday, February 25, 2007
R.I.P.
Always a buzzkill when they show the montage of film industry people who've passed away since the last Academy Awards. I thought Don Knotts would live forever -- luckily, I just ordered the last few seasons of Three's Company to once again enjoy the work of a comic genius.
Hello ladies, I’m a divorced, unemployed 40-year-old who lives with his parents. I surf porn 12 hours a day, eat Krispy Kremes by the dozen, and drink Jack Daniels by the gallon. Unfortunately, I have no children, but you're in luck because I have a gambling problem. I know this is making you hot, so I’ll stop. Besides, dad says it's time to get off the computer and take out the trash.
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