"As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." - Mick Shrimpton
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Pre-Game Comments
Like the players involved in the Super Bowl, all of the nominees offer absolutely nothing insightful or memorable. And just like the Super Bowl, all of this worthless chatter is somewhat tolerable after a dozen or so beers. Time to crack open a cold one.
Hello ladies, I’m a divorced, unemployed 40-year-old who lives with his parents. I surf porn 12 hours a day, eat Krispy Kremes by the dozen, and drink Jack Daniels by the gallon. Unfortunately, I have no children, but you're in luck because I have a gambling problem. I know this is making you hot, so I’ll stop. Besides, dad says it's time to get off the computer and take out the trash.
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