Seriously, can any more of these actresses and hostesses be any more skinny? Eat something or tell someone to get Queen Latifah back on camera before I become anorexic from watching all of these waifs strut around in Oscar de la Renta.
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
About Your Host
- Grand Master Pants
- Hello ladies, I’m a divorced, unemployed 40-year-old who lives with his parents. I surf porn 12 hours a day, eat Krispy Kremes by the dozen, and drink Jack Daniels by the gallon. Unfortunately, I have no children, but you're in luck because I have a gambling problem. I know this is making you hot, so I’ll stop. Besides, dad says it's time to get off the computer and take out the trash.
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