"As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." - Mick Shrimpton
Sunday, February 25, 2007
While this year's Super Bowl commercials weren't as funny or entertaining as they've been in past years, the commercials so far during the Oscars have been lame. Maybe it's because every other one isn't for a beer or Viagra.
Hello ladies, I’m a divorced, unemployed 40-year-old who lives with his parents. I surf porn 12 hours a day, eat Krispy Kremes by the dozen, and drink Jack Daniels by the gallon. Unfortunately, I have no children, but you're in luck because I have a gambling problem. I know this is making you hot, so I’ll stop. Besides, dad says it's time to get off the computer and take out the trash.