"As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." - Mick Shrimpton
Sunday, February 25, 2007
The Red Carpet
I've been watching the Oscars all my life and not once have I seen an actor wear a blue tuxedo with ruffles. Gotta admit, the standard tux looks pretty sharp, but it gets old after you've seen hundreds of them on the red carpet. At least the women take chances.
Hello ladies, I’m a divorced, unemployed 40-year-old who lives with his parents. I surf porn 12 hours a day, eat Krispy Kremes by the dozen, and drink Jack Daniels by the gallon. Unfortunately, I have no children, but you're in luck because I have a gambling problem. I know this is making you hot, so I’ll stop. Besides, dad says it's time to get off the computer and take out the trash.
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